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Make It or Break It: The Final Recap

You’ve come a long way, baby.

When I first sat down to recap the MIOBI pilot, I’d have never imagined that three years later, I’d still be here recapping the series finale. OK, I did, because I clearly hate myself and possess this bizarre compulsion to deconstruct bad TV shows in excruciating detail, but here we are. The end of an era.

So does MIOBI end on an appropriately absurd, cheesy, and ridiculous note? Of course it does!

So let’s jump right in for the last time.

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“Less Talking, More Zen!” or Make It or Break It 3×07

Apologies, my lovelies, for running a bit late on this one. I fear the drama was so heavy in this episode that the recap took a little more time than I thought. So let’s get started, shall we?

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MIOBI 3×06: “Listen to the Universe.” Or something.

So last week was a dramafest of such catty awesomeness, it could almost be a Bravo reality show. In contrast, this week’s ep was a bunch of heartwarming crap. It also displayed several classic MIOBI elements which had thus far been absent from this season and weren’t missed. But alas and alack, I suppose there is something comforting about time-honored absurdity.

So let’s jump right in, shall we?


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Make It or Break It 1×14 “Are We Having Fun Yet?”: A Tale Told in Macros

I find that the movie Mean Girls is actually an extremely comprehensive guide to life, not just high school.  Its wisdom can really apply to about anything.  In fact, I find I can summarize this entire episode solely in Mean Girls macros.

Enjoy!
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Make It or Break It 1×13 “California Girls” or “Man, Even the BSC Book With This Title Was More Realistic”

OK, just a quick and dirty one because I have gotten so far behind on this show.

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Make It or Break It 1×12 “Follow the Leader” or “Please, Mommy, Make It Stop”

That’s right, kids.  More Make It Or Break It!  Yay!


My thoughts exactly, Payson.

So we open with Emily info-dumping to us via a convo with Chloe that the Rock has been chosen as the national team training center, and today the national team coach will be announced.  I can find so very, very much wrong with these statements.  I know how much you all love it when I get pretentious about real-life gymnastics knowledge, so… *crackles knuckles* 

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