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“What do you think of us now, bee-yatch?”
This is just going to be a quick and dirty one. OH SHOW, I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.
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Make It or Break It 1×14 “Are We Having Fun Yet?”: A Tale Told in Macros
I find that the movie Mean Girls is actually an extremely comprehensive guide to life, not just high school. Its wisdom can really apply to about anything. In fact, I find I can summarize this entire episode solely in Mean … Continue reading
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Make It or Break It 1×12 “Follow the Leader” or “Please, Mommy, Make It Stop”
That’s right, kids. More Make It Or Break It! Yay! My thoughts exactly, Payson. So we open with Emily info-dumping to us via a convo with Chloe that the Rock has been chosen as the national team training center, and … Continue reading
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Make It or Break It 1×11 “The Eleventh Hour” or “It’s Not Really Eleven Hours Long; it Just Feels Like It”
I’m back, bitches! I know you are all glad to see me again. I do apologize for being gone so long. School is an even bigger bitch than Kelly Parker. Man, and what a way to welcome me back. Two … Continue reading
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“My bag is whore” or Make It or Break It 1×09: “Where’s Kaylie?”
Previously, on Make It or Break It: Payson’s back injury flares up again, but lucky for her, a handsome Rock gymnast comes along and deals her some bootlegged cortisone. Chloe calls an old boyfriend for help regarding her financial troubles. … Continue reading
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“That was way harsh, Sasha” or Make It or Break It 1×07, “Run Emily Run”
OK so you know how I said nothing would top the epicness of last week’s ep? Well… I’m still right thus far. But this episode was pretty damned awesome. Let’s get started, shall we? Previously on Make It or Break … Continue reading
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“Let’s really awkwardly talk about sex, baby” or Make It or Break It 1×04, “Like Mother, Like Daughter, Like Supermodel”
Previously, on Make It or Break It: Creepy Carter makes up with Kaylie after totally boning Lauren, but Lauren, interested in preserving her friendship with sweet Kaylie, doesn’t want her to find out. The girls experience a bonding moment whilst … Continue reading
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“Kissing Boys Makes You Grow Boobies!” or Make It or Break It 1×04, “Sunday, Bloody Sasha Sunday”
Oh, Make It or Break It. After the ever-so-brief glimpse of good last week, it’s reassuring to see you back to your cheesy, cringeworthy, completely removed from reality self. If you kept being good, I think my entire equilibrium would … Continue reading
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“You mean we have to train like normal gymnasts?” or Make it or Break it 1×03 “Blowing Off Steam”
Previously, on Make It Or Break It: Lauren catches her Dad making out with DJ Tanner and flips out. Emily and Pizza Boy banter about her Secret Life (no relation to the show); meanwhile, she and Kaylie’s brother Leo share … Continue reading
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