I am not apologizing for any (unintentional, at least initially) double entendres in this post title.
Finally, I get to my favorite BSC video! You all know Stacey’s my fave BSCer, and modeling was another one of my teenage obsessions (along with gymnastics). This is probably why I love Nastia so much. She’s like a collision of two teenage obsessions. I was actually about to make a post about model-centered books/TV episodes (and now I’m dying to get my hands on some of my nostalgic faves) but I hadn’t gotten around to it yet. This episode is definitely among those. This recap’s taken longer than I’d expected–a lot of distractions this week–so hopefully it lives up to the hype. Enjoy!
Previously, on the Babysitters’ Club: The BSCers are convinced that the Slade house is haunted and that Mrs. Slade is an evil kitten-sacrificing, Satan-worshipping witch. When Claudia comes to the old lady’s defense, they’re convinced she’s under the thrall of Wicked Witch Slade. The BSC make asses of themselves trying to rescue Claudia, and we find out Mrs. Slade’s actually a retired vet who’s tutoring Claudia in science. The BSC make a new friend, who is never seen or heard from again.
So I hit up the big annual book sale here and scored a shitload of Sweet Valley (mostly SVU, a few classic SVHs) and BSC. It truly speaks for my mental and financial state that hitting up a used book sale is one of the highlights of my week. Anyway, as you can see from my stamp a few entries back, Stacey was always my fave BSCer. I find it only fitting that the first BSC book to grace this blog is a Stacey book, “Stacey’s Ex-Best Friend.” I have to say how much I love when a book’s title pretty much spoils the whole story. But then, unexpected twists and jaw-dropping surprises were never the draw of the BSC, right? One of its most beloved traits is its predictability, and the fun isn’t in figuring out what happens–it’s seeing how we get there. Frequently via copious descriptions of outfits, hairstyles, kids’ adorable shenanigans, and other details we don’t need to know to follow the story.
Cover art courtesy of the sublime dibbly-fresh.com
First off, let’s snark the cover. This scene actually happens in the book, although Hodgepodge messed up a minor deet, which I’ll explain in the recap. I am again annoyed by Hodgey’s refusal to depict Stacey’s perm, one of her central character traits. I know drawing curly hair is a bitch and he probably got sick of it after Laine’s ‘do, which is appropriately fluffy and perm-y and early-90slicious, but is it too much to ask for a Stacey perm? On a more positive note, I totally love Laine’s stankface here.