Seven weeks ago, I got an urge to recap another crappy TV show. It was with excitement and anticipation that I attacked my first Shadowhunters recap, but alas, what was once entertaining and amusing has now become tedious. Or maybe that’s just the show’s plot. But I am a woman of my word, so I bring you the latest Shadowhunters clusterfuck.
So this week, Shadowhunters takes a big dump all over us—an info dump, that is. Magnus and Luke answer all our burning questions, but sadly still don’t tell me when this show is going to get cancelled already.
Wait, who am I kidding? You know my ass is gonna end up recapping this shit until 2050.
Greetings, fellow masochists, for it’s time to gather ‘round for another Shadowhunters recap!
Another week, another shitshow!
Oh wait, I forgot to be excited.